Late for the Crossover

Posted August 16, 2006 By Dave Thomer

I wound up being disappointed in DC’s Infinite Crisis crossover in large part because, as I said in an earlier post, the main draw for me was Phil Jimenez drawing the crap out of the DC Universe. For whatever reason, that didn’t quite happen – Jimenez was unable to draw every page of every issue, and a number of fill-in artists had to pinch hit. Now, sometimes that meant pages of George Perez drawing the crap out of the DC Universe, and I really can’t complain about that. But some of the other artists took the sheen off a little bit.

On the other hand, at least DC didn’t take a shotgun to its own foot the way Marvel apparently is with its Civil War crossover. The next issue was supposed to be out tomorrow. Instead, it will be out a month from tomorrow. And a huge amount of Marvel’s line will also be delayed, because those books depend on the main Civil War series in order to make sense. And there are new series scheduled to launch when the series concludes, and now they’ll be delayed.

To get a sense of why this is very, very bad for comics retailers, check out Brian Hibbs’ post on his Savage Critic blog. Retailers are gonna take a very serious hit to their cash flow, and that could have ripple effects.

I guess DC announced that they’re resoliciting the next issue of All-Star Batman and Robin again out of sympathy. Sheesh.

        

The Moral of the Story?

Posted August 14, 2006 By Dave Thomer

I just got finished reading my daughter her bedtime stories. Tonight she wanted to read a couple of short board books from a Disney Princess set she has. (I’ll let Pattie grumble about the marketing bonanza that is the Disney Princess brand, but anyway.) All of the stories in thsi set are supposed to have little lessons about being a good person, and hey, I can understand the idea there. But there is something that bugs me about the tone of these books. In one of them, Jasmine goes to the market to buy herself a necklace, but decides to spend her money on a new hat for Aladdin because making someone else happy is supposed to be more important. Now given that Jasmine and Aladdin are the princess and prince of the realm, I’m thinkin’ Jasmine could have struck a bit of a two for one deal with the merchant, or at least bought on credit, but I really shouldn’t be nitpicking the plots of children’s books. That much, anyway. The thing that bugs me is the whole woman-sacrifices-her-own-interests-to-please-her-man implication, and maybe I shouldn’t be imposing gender politics on a Disney book . . . but given the aforementioned prevalence of the brand, if I’m not going to impose gender politics on a Disney book, what good are gender politics?

The whole set is full of this stuff. Cinderella teaches the mice proper etiquette. Ariel learns not to go too far away from home because it’s dangerous out there. Belle spends so much time reading that she doesn’t help her father with an experiment and the experiment goes badly. (Why didn’t Belle’s father go and get Belle?) At least Snow White teaches the dwarfs to pick up after themselves.

I dunno. Gimme Dora the Exporer any day. And not just because Dora has access to a chocolate tree.

        

Metafiction for Preschoolers

Posted August 13, 2006 By Dave Thomer

Been doing a lot of story-reading at bed time these days, and it strikes me that Grant Morrison is considered a genius, in part, for breaking the fourth wall and inserting a metafictional component into his comics like Animal Man and Invisibles. Meanwhile, thanks to Jon Stone and Liz Smollin, we’ve been feeding the same concepts to four-year-olds for years in The Monster at the End of This Book. The whole story relies on the main character realizing that he is a character contained within the physical object of a book and trying to interact with the world of the reader. Deep stuff, man.

And an excuse to read with funny voices.

        

Memory’s a Strange Thing

Posted August 12, 2006 By Dave Thomer

So every so often I do a Google search on my name, just to see if stuff from Not News has popped up in unexpected places. (At this point it’s amazing how often my name is attached to various message boards, ratings polls, and so on, but anyway.) On a recent search, I found a blog post that mentioned me in connection with a comic book discussion forum I moderated back when I was in high school. Besides finding it amusing that someone would mention this over ten years later, I was struck by the fact that the blogger got just about every detail other than my name wrong. Part of me is amused by this. Part of me is obsessive compulsive and feels like I should do something to correct the record. But then I get into the question of reliable is my memory after all these years? So for now I think I’ll stick with being amused.

        

Oil Hogs

Posted August 11, 2006 By Dave Thomer

For some anecdotal evidence that we 1) need to find some alternate sources of energy and 2) might want to continue being cautious about the whole idea of drilling in ANWR, check out this article on BP and the Prudhoe Bay pipeline. Apparently BP had not been particularly diligent in its upkeep of the pipeline, failing to regularly perform a procedure known as “pgging” (check out the article for a fuller explanation) in favor of cheaper means of checking on the pipeline. Federal regulators finally forced BP to do the more thorough check after they had a spill elsewhere that left hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil on the tundra. They discovered that there was significant corrosion i nthe line – in two places, the steel was only seven hundredths of an inch thick.

That’s a big reason to be concerned about the push for more drilling. You have to take the possibility – maybe even the probability – of an accident into account. One solution might be to have stricter environmental regulations and a rigorous inspection scheme as a safeguard – but then, most of the folks arguing for more drilling are the ones arguing against tougher regulations and enforcement. Doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence.

        

UK Law Enforcement Works Again?

Posted August 10, 2006 By Dave Thomer

I noticed that the first sentence of the Reuters story on the potential terrorist plot revealed in the UK today is:

British police foiled a plot by would-be suicide bombers to simultaneously blow up several planes flying to the United States, arresting 24 people days before they could attack, officials said on Thursday.

British police foiled a terrorist plot, eh? I can’t help but recall that a certain vice president said a few years ago that

an intelligence-gathering, law-enforcement . . . approach has been tried before and proved entirely inadequate to protect the American people from the terrorists who are quite certain they’re at war with us.

I discussed this in a Policy piece a few years ago, but it definitely looks like there’s another piece of support for the potential effectiveness of intelligence and law enforcement.

As Josh Marshall said at Talking Points Memo today:

President Bush just said the events in London are “a stark reminder that this nation is at war with Islamic fascists.”

Also a pretty stark reminder that President Bush’s War on Terror, the way he’s chosen to fight it, is at best irrelevant to combatting this sort of danger. These are homegrown Brits apparently trying to blow up planes over the Atlantic. Good thing we’ve got a 150,000 or so troops in Iraq to take the fight to them.

        

Laws Against Sore Losers?

Posted August 9, 2006 By Dave Thomer

I would say that Joe Lieberman is making an ass of himself one day into his run as an independent candidate for the Senate, but then again, the reason Lieberman has to run as an independent is that he wasn’t enough of an ass in the first place.

(As in donkey. As in Democrat. As in, yes, I’ve been working on that joke all day.)

Now, after seeing Lieberman talk the last 24 hours, I’m more sure than ever that I want Ned Lamont to win this Senate seat. And I’m more sure than ever that Lieberman is failing as a leader of the Democratic Party by making this run. One thing that is interesting to me is how this story is intersecting with two other stories that are big in the news this week to highlight something I hadn’t really thought a lot about before, the idea of “sore loser� laws – laws that prohibit a loser in a primary from running for the office on another ticket in the general election. Connecticut doesn’t have one, but other states do.

In Ohio, Congressman Bob Ney says he’s abandoning his re-election campaign. The idea was for the Republican committee to appoint Joy Padgett to replace him. But Padgett ran for lt. governor in the primary, and Ohio has a law that prohibits people who ran for an office in the primary from running in the general. There’s some speculation about whether this disqualifies Padgett from running for a different office in the general. (And there’s a second Ohio law that prohibits anyone from running for a state office and a federal office in the same year.)

In Texas, courts have ruled that the state Republican Party can not declare Tom DeLay ineligible to run for Congress based on his declared change of residency (because the only residency requirement applies to the day of the election and there’s no conclusive evidence that DeLay won’t be eligible that day). DeLay can withdraw, but if he does, the Republican line on the ballot will stay blank. DeLay has said he will withdraw anyway so that the Republicans can back a write-in candidate. But the write-in candidate can’t be anyone who ran in the primary for the seat.

I’m trying to figure out if I think these laws are a good idea. There’s something that doesn’t seem right about getting to take a second bite at the apple. On the other hand, if a candidate is able to get enough signatures for an independent run, or mobilize support for a write-in bid, why shouldn’t that option be presented to the total electorate in the general election? In a primary, all you’re running for is the right to represent the party, to have their ballot line and access to their resources. Just because the party voters say they want to give those resources to someone else, I don’t think that makes a loser ineligible for office.

Now, most of the time, if you try to run in the general, that shows a disloyalty to your party. And I certainly think party officials and voters should try to punish the sore losers in those cases. But the Ohio and Texas cases demonstrate how sore loser laws can actually prevent a party from picking a candidate it may want to pick. You gotta love the irony.

        

Caught Napping … and Profiting

Posted July 29, 2006 By Pattie Gillett

I heard about this one on NPR and I had to find out more about it on my own.

There’s a company (and by now, I’ll guess there’s at least one) that has tapped into a market dominated once by nursery school children and their teachers: Napping. That’s right, as a nation, we are so damn sleep deprived that MetroNaps believes it can make a fortune by giving us all a place to nap for twenty minutes or so.

They’re willing to let us nap anywhere: at work, in school, in airports, or at their franchised storefronts in North America and Europe. Frankly, they don’t care where we nap, so long as we do it in one of their state-of-the art napping pods. Aside from the franshised locations, they’re willing to lease out these pods to businesses and airports so employers can create their own napping rooms for their weary workforces. They’ve got lots of science on their site touting the increased productivity that comes from napping not to mention the dangers of overtired people driving, operating machinery, and blogging (OK, maybe not blogging).

As the parent of a young child, who works full-time, and goes to school one to two nights a week, all I can say is this: do you take VISA?

As a matter of fact they do. Napping passes start at $14 but volume discounts are available. MetroNaps claims busines is booming but a similar enterprise by another company recently failed at the Mall of America, although that company later claimed the ratio of tourists made that site a poor location. MetroNaps has its sights set on locations like NYC’s financial district, where they believe the walking weary are in abundant supply.

        

Severe iPod Envy

Posted July 24, 2006 By Dave Thomer

Pattie got herself an iPod Nano this past week, and we went up to the Apple Store at the King of Prussia Mall on Saturday. Quite a crowd there. Which is kinda funny, given that the store doesn’t exactly have a huge array of products. There was one display counter, about two or three feet long and a foot or so wide, and on this counter were four iPods. That’s it. Talk about making use of space.

The heck of it is, despite the fact that I have an MP3 player, I now find myself talking myself into getting an iPod. And I’m still not exactly sure why.

        

The Power of Irony

Posted July 18, 2006 By Dave Thomer

Monday night: I set up the sprinkler and water my lawn.

Tuesday night: A severe thunderstorm watch kicks off what looks like a week of on and off storms and showers.

And for my next trick . . .