Get Me Rewrite

And from the god of comedy setup lines comes this corker of a story:

Terrell Owens claims he was misquoted in his autobiography.

I tell you, the Owens fiasco is one of those things that really reminds you how much a sports fan can rationalize. I remember thinking to myself, “Well, hey, maybe it’ll all work out here.” Turns out, not so much.

I guess I just have to hope that Dallas discovers the same thing, and even sooner than Philly did.

Author: Dave Thomer

Born and raised in Philadelphia. Studied philosophy at Fordham University in the Bronx, where I made many great friends and met my wonderful wife. We moved back to Philadelphia, where I studied philosophy some more and became a teacher. Online and off, I'm looking for ways that we can be better citizens and build stronger communities.