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Topic: Stop Us If You've Seen This Before (February 2002)
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Kevin Ott
True Believer
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posted 03-14-2002 01:52 AM
   
The February 2002 Humor update is now online. |
Pattie Gillett
True Believer
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posted 03-14-2002 01:53 AM
Don’t look at me, I had no part in this. I was asleep. |
Dave Thomer
Guardian of Peace and Justice in the Galaxy
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posted 03-14-2002 01:54 AM
What really kills me is I realized that several of these gems of dialogue appear in the screenplay I wrote for a class back in college.Not as many as the ads for We Were Soldiers, but still. On the other hand, I will definitely be waiting in line for I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS II later this summer.
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Kevin Ott
True Believer
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posted 03-14-2002 01:55 AM
None of these can compare, of course, to ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE CRAZY STUNTS OF YOURS ARE GOING TO GET SOMEONE KILLED. And nobody can forget the poetry of DAMMIT, THERE MAY BE MEN ALIVE IN THERE and MY BOYS HAVEN’T SEEN A GOOD FIGHT IN MONTHS, LIEUTENANT. Of course, there’s also YOU WANT MY BADGE NUMBER? HERE’S MY FREAKIN’ BADGE NUMBER! and I DON’T GOTTA TALK TO NO ONE BUT MY LAWYER. But my personal favorite will always be ALL I WANT IS JUSTICE FOR MY PEOPLE. |
Earl Green
True Believer
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posted 04-11-2002 06:58 PM
Did we forget STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR ME UNTIL I COME BACK? (Hint: they NEVER do.) |
Dave Thomer
Guardian of Peace and Justice in the Galaxy
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posted 07-19-2002 01:51 AM
We may covered it under its foreign release title, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO ANYWHERE. |
Earl Green
True Believer
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posted 07-19-2002 02:51 PM
For some reason, George Carlin's gag of "Do what you want to the girl, but LEAVE ME ALONE!" comes to mind... |
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