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babydoc
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posted 02-09-2001 12:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for babydoc   Click Here to Email babydoc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Walking to the "trendy" spot in Cincinnati from downtown cincy.

either that, or registering for this forum
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Kevin Ott
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posted 02-09-2001 12:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kevin Ott   Click Here to Email Kevin Ott     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Trendy? In Cincinatti? Where's that?

Dave Thomer
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posted 02-09-2001 02:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by babydoc:
either that, or registering for this forum
;-)

Aw, don't worry about that -- we're friendly folk!

babydoc
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posted 02-09-2001 07:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for babydoc   Click Here to Email babydoc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There's a street in Cincy called Ludlow street, which is just north of UC, and has the standard coffee shops, movie theaters, restaurants, etc. I was downtown, and looked in one of those free "Guide to X City" maps you get in your hotel. Anyway, Ludlow street *looked* like it was just a hop, skip, and a jump off the main drag. I guess whoever wrote the map figured a "Map not drawn to scale" teaser was extraneous info. About 45 minutes and several long hills later, I found the place.

slgorman
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posted 02-19-2001 11:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for slgorman   Click Here to Email slgorman     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've been out of town at a conference since Tuesday, and just returned home late last night. I haven't slept more than about 4-5 hours each night. I've been networking, partying, and learning tons. So like the moron I am apt to be at times, I agreed to work all day at the hospital today (President's Day) since I had the day off from teaching. It sounded like a good idea last month....

Kevin Ott
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posted 03-02-2001 03:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kevin Ott   Click Here to Email Kevin Ott     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've been tapped to write for a publication called "Bravo," which will be a special section in the Mirror every few months. Our publisher, who signs my paychecks and is consequently the most talented visionary in the universe and a snappy dresser to boot, has said that he wants to create something that's "a cross between Cosmopolitan and Maxim."

I sure hope it doesn't wind up in this thread.

Dave Thomer
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posted 03-02-2001 04:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kevin Ott:
he wants to create something that's "a cross between Cosmopolitan and Maxim."

So the cover story is about how men can find a babe that knows 750 ways to driver her man wild in bed? Or dare we hope the other way around? Either way, it's supposed to have scantily clad women all over it?

(That's one thing I don't get -- women's fashion magazines have lots of articles about sex, but they have lots of pictures of attractive women. Men's fashion magazines have . . . lots of articles about sex and lots of pictures of attractive women. What's wrong with this picture?)

Pattie Gillett
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posted 03-02-2001 10:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pattie Gillett   Click Here to Email Pattie Gillett     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
With the exception of GQ which prints covers featuring attractive men in extremely expensive clothing.

slgorman
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posted 03-02-2001 03:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for slgorman   Click Here to Email slgorman     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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That's one thing I don't get -- women's fashion magazines have lots of articles about sex, but they have lots of pictures of attractive women.

Because we love to hate ourselves. And rip on other women. It's an interesting paradox, which doesn't really belong on this thread.

Kevin, good luck. You'll need it.

Dave Thomer
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posted 04-04-2001 01:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Keeping in mind that I come from an all-male high school that had the poor fortunte to name its high school paper The Flame, to keep with its Holy Ghost/Spirit motif:

I gotta wonder what Michael Flatley, of Riverdance and Lord of the Dance fame, was thinking when he named his latest extravaganza Feet of Flames. I make no value judgments here, but it just seems that the tough-guy image Flatley likes to projects is, well, somewhat at odds with that title and those costumes. Clearly, this man needs someone to buy him a sense of restraint.

Dave Thomer
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posted 04-14-2001 04:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
NBC has clearly decided that First Years only seemed like a good idea at the time. Of course, I'm starting to think that's a guarantee that the idea in question is, in fact, not good. I'm chalking West Wing up as a fluke.

Also, Yahoo! recently did one of the quickest about-faces on record in first choosing to allow merchants to sell pornographic/adult merchandise and then reversing the decision after a day or two of protest.

And I'm still trying to figure out what the heck was up with that Pepsi Britney Spears/ Bob Dole thing. That's just wrong on so many levels.

Dave Thomer
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posted 04-19-2001 04:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Passed a Chinese restaurant selling cheese steaks the other day. Somehow, that does not strike me as a well-thought-out combination.

Pattie Gillett
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posted 04-19-2001 01:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pattie Gillett   Click Here to Email Pattie Gillett     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I dunno, stranger things have happened. Look at all the Cuban-Chinese take-out places that do so well in NYC.

Dave Thomer
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posted 05-04-2001 11:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, but I always thought one of the themes of Chinese cooking was that it was relatively light, which is just about the antithesis of a cheesesteak. And if anyone tries to serve me one with bean sprouts and/or broccoli, we're gonna have words.

Dave Thomer
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posted 05-15-2001 09:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Two candidates:

* Emeril Legasse as a sitcom star. I can only assume no one at NBC has ever watched his show, or a screen test. Either that or the entire script consists of the word "Bam!"

* The season finale of Dark Angel, in which Jessica Alba's "feline DNA" causes her to "go into heat" and make out with anything that moves. (I think this is on as I type, but I respect my own intelligence too much to find out.) The print ad has cat eyes superimposed over Alba's breasts. I kid you not. Look, if you want to turn Jessica Alba into a nymphomaniac for an hour as a plot point, fine, but please come up with a better excuse than feline DNA.

Pattie Gillett
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posted 05-30-2001 05:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pattie Gillett   Click Here to Email Pattie Gillett     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
FYI, Entertainment Weekly selected the new Emeril show as one of the fall's sure-fire bombs. This ain't gonna be pretty. I'm thinking someone at NBC just must be playing a huge practical joke on him. That is the only way a show like that sold.

Perhaps we should start a corollary to this thread "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time and Cost a Crap Load of Money to Boot" in honor of Pearl Harbor.

Think this flick makes back its cost and its marketing expenses? I think not!

Dave Thomer
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posted 06-12-2001 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, don't forget, there's overseas, plus rentals, etc., etc. . . . but it doesn't look like it's gonna be the monster hit they may have been hoping for. Hurrah.

Speaking of movies, we should probably put 20th Century Fox's decision to trade the licensing rights to Star Wars to Lucas in exchange for a slight discount on his directing salary in the Hall of Fame somewhere.

Pattie Gillett
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posted 12-27-2001 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pattie Gillett   Click Here to Email Pattie Gillett     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sort of reminds me of that "Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster sell rights to Superman For Buffet Lunch" headline at Comic Book Resources.

If they only had a deal to get paid everytime that Five For Fighting song played they'd be twice as rich as Lucas anyway.

Pattie Gillett
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posted 01-30-2002 03:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pattie Gillett   Click Here to Email Pattie Gillett     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Locking in the naming rights of your new stadium to a well-known energy-trading firm for the next 30 years!

At this point, I'm wondering if naming the stadium after OJ Simpson would have been a better choice, pr-wise!

Dave Thomer
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posted 01-30-2002 11:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Stop all calls, please, I think we have a winner. I was reading on ESPN.com that it will probably take a year from whenever they get out of that contract to remove all the Enron insignias from that field.

(Here's what I love -- despite the bankruptcy, Enron is apparently paid up with the Astros until August. As Jon Stewart said to Ron Insana the other night: 'What the huh?')

Dave Thomer
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posted 02-01-2002 12:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Inside the Actors' Studio -- with Billy Joel. You get James Lipton saying things like "One of your most enchanting . . . and enigmatic songs . . . 'Vienna Waits for You.'" You also get Billy showing that the move into purely instrumental music probably came not a moment too soon. (I caught a few seconds of 'Famous Last Words,' a song that is capable of moving me to tears when I hear the CD version, and I was almost wincing.)

Dave Thomer
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posted 03-01-2002 01:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is it my imagination or does the music industry seem to be full of nominees here? I just read on Yahoo that music labels are lining up to sign Mariah Carey. Unless some kind of 24 hour reality TV show when-will-she-have-another-breakdown concept is at the heart of this, I'm thinking someone would say, "Hey Mariah, take the 20 million, record the album, then show us what you got. You might want to steer clear of Puffy, or Diddy, or Da-Do-Run-Run, or whatever he's calling himself this week." Clearly, I can not think like a record executive.

Dave Thomer
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posted 08-11-2002 10:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Dave Thomer:
Unless some kind of 24 hour reality TV show when-will-she-have-another-breakdown concept is at the heart of this . . .

Little did I know E! had run with this as the high concept for The Anna Nicole Show. I wish I had a tape of Jon Stewart ripping into that one.

Brian Thomer
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posted 08-11-2002 11:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brian Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Although it's just been released, I have a feeling Pepsi's Blue soda will soon enter this category; following such other attempts as New Coke, Clear Pepsi, and Pepsi Kona. It just remains to be see which will go first, this or Vanilla Coke.

Amy Rizzo
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posted 08-12-2002 08:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Amy Rizzo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I suppose it's totally off topic now, but this is what I get for taking a break and then trying to reply to an entire thread at once.

The Euro is already in effect. Thank you.

(Italy was using both the Euro and the lira when I was there for the 00-01 new year. Everything had two prices, and even lotteries were offering pay-outs in Euros. The lira was to be faded out shortly after. I am not sure, but I believe it is no longer a valid currency - which keeps tourists from being confused when a newspaper costs 4,000L)

Pattie Gillett
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posted 08-12-2002 11:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pattie Gillett   Click Here to Email Pattie Gillett     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Brian Thomer:
Although it's just been released, I have a feeling Pepsi's Blue soda will soon enter this category; following such other attempts as New Coke, Clear Pepsi, and Pepsi Kona. It just remains to be see which will go first, this or Vanilla Coke.

I hear that the Vanilla Coke is actually a hit - even bigger than lemon. Not being a soda drinker, all these wierd varieties seem pretty yucky to me but what do I know, I drink selter.

slgorman
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posted 08-12-2002 01:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for slgorman   Click Here to Email slgorman     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I [heart] Vanilla Coke. Too bad the only reliable place to buy it is 7-11. Our damn grocery store only carries 2 L bottles [grumble, grumble]. Seeing as I like it, it will most likely get yanked. I have a tendancy to do that to stuff.

Brian Thomer
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posted 08-12-2002 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brian Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pattie Gillett:
I hear that the Vanilla Coke is actually a hit - even bigger than lemon. Not being a soda drinker, all these wierd varieties seem pretty yucky to me but what do I know, I drink selter.

Ugh! The lemons! Thanks for reminding me! God, those things are crap in a can. And if you think regular crap tastes bad wait til you try diet crap in a can. Yuck!

Dave Thomer
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posted 08-22-2002 10:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Thomer   Click Here to Email Dave Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
By the way, is the blue Pepsi thing supposed to have some kind of blue related flavor, or just a funky color?

Stephanie
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I believe it's supposed to be "berry infused" although having sworn off most sodas and having a distrust of anything messing with regular cola, I have not tried it.

Earl Green
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posted 08-23-2002 01:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Green   Click Here to Email Earl Green     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Berry infused"? Meesa gettin' berry berry skeered.

Andrew Wester
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I can't imagine what Coke was thinking. Remember when they came out with "New Coke?"

Amy Rizzo
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Don't you think that something so artificial as soda shouldn't even try to get into fruit flavors?

Brian Thomer
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posted 08-25-2002 02:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brian Thomer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Thomer:
By the way, is the blue Pepsi thing supposed to have some kind of blue related flavor, or just a funky color?

Yes, it's supposed to be "berry infused" although it tastes more like blue cotton candy... well the faint taste that there is tastes that way. WaWa sells a generic brand of the same flavor soda that has more flavor than the Pepsi version. Although the Soda Pop version came out first, so I guess that makes the Pepsi version the generic one...

Pattie Gillett
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quote:
Originally posted by Amy Rizzo:
Don't you think that something so artificial as soda shouldn't even try to get into fruit flavors?

I would, but then the precedent is there since lemons and limes are fruit and Seven-up has been around for ever.

Amy Rizzo
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posted 08-28-2002 07:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Amy Rizzo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I would classify it as "fruit-esque". Kind of like the difference between an actual grape and Dimetap.

Earl Green
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posted 09-03-2002 03:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Green   Click Here to Email Earl Green     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This must've seemed like a good idea at the time to someone. Personally, I'd love to have this thing in my driveway, just for the weird looks.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1855415508

Meg Hughes
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First off, I would have to say that Vanilla Coke will be around much longer than Pepsi Blue. This is based on the fact that I work in a 'cafe' that sells Vanilla Coke and we have to order at least one case of the 20 oz. bottles like, every week or we would have complaints...people don't even talk about Pepsi Blue anymore...I think once everyone tastes it, they will realize how horrible it is and never buy it again...

Second...yes, I do believe weird looks would be headed in your direction if you were to purchse that thing (did I see the Ford logo on the steering wheel?). What a strange creation...though its selling price wasn't all too discustingly high...I wonder if the person who bought it will ever drive it around...

Meg Hughes
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posted 09-12-2002 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Meg Hughes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, I forgot some stuff....
What was this "New Coke," when did it come out and how heavy of a coma was I in at the time that I have no idea what it is???

Lemon Coke/Pepsi....eewh...I think that the only people that like this are diet cola drinkers that actually like it when they put the lemon on the side of the glass (which I think is just a way to tell the difference between regular and diet). I don't think the Lemon Cola is as popular as Vanilla Coke...but who am I to say which is better, I don't drink soda, and when I do its Mountain Dew (just to keep me awake for my drive home from Brians), it usually does the job (keeping me energized during the ride as apposed to the rest of the night starting from the second I get in bed) and it tastes yummy!

Stephanie
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McDonald's is running a promotion where you can buy a Yankees or Mets bobblehead for $4.99. The two players they selected: Mike Piazza and Roger Clemens. I don't think they're including a splintered bat to throw at Clemens.


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