February sweeps will be here soon enough, so let's take a look back at Kevin's predictions for November in the Coming Soon to a TV Near You thread:

It's November sweeps, and you know what that means! It means boobs galore! No, really, it means all your favorite TV shows will be wowing you with terrific episodes that will make the rest of the season suck in comparison! That, and the boobs thing.

Let's take a look at what the networks have planned for us:

ER

NARRATOR: This week on ER: The Storm. The biggest ER ever. We really mean it.

CARRIE WEAVER (screaming): Look OUT! Oh my GOD! Don't TOUCH HIM! AAAAAAAAAAAA!

NARRATOR: Seriously. It's big. Honest this time.

CARRIE WEAVER: No! Look out! No! Don't -- no!

NARRATOR: The Storm. It's a really big episode where some stuff will happen. Probably.

CARRIE WEAVER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FRIENDS

NARRATOR: This week on Friends: Rachel is still pregnant. Or something. We really don't care anymore.

JOEY: (something)

CHANDLER: (something else)

NARRATOR: Watch it. Or don't, really. You know, we might even play some old Seinfeld reruns. That might be good.

MONICA: (something)

DARK ANGEL and ALIAS

NARRATOR: It's the event you've been waiting for: The Dark Angel/Alias crossover event.

DARK ANGEL CHICK: You know, I've always thought you had really pretty hair.

ALIAS CHICK: That is such a coincidence. I always thought your hair was so nice and shiny. And you have such pretty skin.

DARK ANGEL CHICK: Maybe we could wash each other's hair!

ALIAS CHICK: First let's take off all our clothes!

DAVID E. KELLEY: Sounds good!

THE WEST WING

NARRATOR: On this week's West W-

CJ: Josh!

JOSH: Yeah.

CJ: Senate appropriations oversight veto press conference helicopter filibuster campaign finance environmental protocol Haiti liberal liberal liberal lib-

JOSH: CJ.

CJ: Yeah?

JOSH: What about the thing?

CJ: What thing?

JOSH: The thing, with the-

CJ: Oh, the thing.

JOSH: Yes.

CJ: The thing?

JOSH: Yes.

CJ: Not the other thing?

JOSH: No.

CJ: Josh?

JOSH: Yeah?

CJ: He didn't laugh at the joke.

LAW & ORDER

NARRATOR: This week's Law & Order is ripped from the headlines! The search for international terrorists! And everyone's a suspect!

BRISCOE: These guys blew up the World Trade Center!

McCOY: Objection!

RUDOLPH GIULIANI: Is this show even fictional anymore?

THIEVES

NARRATOR: Um. Watch Thieves. It's all right, I guess. I haven't really seen it.

JOHN STAMOS: Please watch. Russell Crowe has been calling my wife. Please. I gotta have something.